Woo hoo! Welcome to the forum, 221B!
Look here, folks, I have an ally!!! *pushes 221B in front of her as a shield* :D
At least I'm safe behind my laptop screen :looks around fugitively: At least I hope so...
I'd poison him with the thing Moriaty used in the great game, I'd chuck water over him with it in so he'd think it was an accident, later he'd die and I wouldn't get the blame