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There is a building site directly at my house. When I open the door I can hear the workers talking. They sound Serbian. And each time I get a flashback of the torture scene and the bad guy getting to know his wife has an affair with the coffin maker. 😂

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Now I am wondering if the coffin maker is the one making Molly's in TFP. He certainly gets too distracted to do the job well, doesn't he?

But we have to give him credit that he managed to escape the Serbian torturer, I bet he secretly has protective annoying big brother too.

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... When you watch the news and your first thought is "oh, poor John Watson!" 

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21 hours ago, T.o.b.y said:

... When you watch the news and your first thought is "oh, poor John Watson!" 

Dare I ask what the news item was?

 

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I had one today, not politically correct, I'm afraid.

There is a Mum that drops off her kid at school each day.

She is smallish, but has an enormous cleavage!

She walked by me and the Janitor one day and I whispered to him: sheesh, she wouldn't drown.

He laughed and confessed he'd had a similar thought.

I spotted her today and said to the Janitor: there's your pal.

He replied:  Which pal?

To which I responded: the Woman.

Which Woman?

(I just couldn't help myself): The Woman woman!

 

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Fat is less dense than other bodily tissues, so a person with a lot of fatty tissue near their face supposedly has a built-in life preserver.  (Bev's comment is a cliche considered quite witty in certain -- mostly male -- circles.)

Added:  Didn't notice your laughing face till after I wrote the above -- will leave it up in case anyone really is unfamiliar with the saying.

 

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3 hours ago, Carol the Dabbler said:

Fat is less dense than other bodily tissues, so a person with a lot of fatty tissue near their face supposedly has a built-in life preserver.  (Bev's comment is a cliche considered quite witty in certain -- mostly male -- circles.)

Added:  Didn't notice your laughing face till after I wrote the above -- will leave it up in case anyone really is unfamiliar with the saying.

 

I really was unfamiliar with it and laughing at myself for being clueless. So thank you! 

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:D So maybe that's the reason why I was always a fairly good swimmer...? :P

 

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1 hour ago, T.o.b.y said:

maybe that's the reason why I was always a fairly good swimmer...?

Couldn't hurt!   :D

 

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I am. I float on the surface like those folks on that photos from the Dead Sea. Having a quite "windy" guts my also add to this effect.
A propos: the thing about big boobs - sometimes they look like inflated. Not mine though. :D

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