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8 hours ago, Sheerluck said:

A limerick:

12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4 + (5 x 11) = 9² + 0
                 7

You don't get it? It's clearly:

A dozen a gross and a score

plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

plus five times eleven

is nine squared and not one bit more.

 

Someone's been self-isolating too long. :P 

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Felt kinda blue this morning and needed some cheering up. Went searching and found this, hope it brings you a little cheer too. :smile: 

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Btw, that was his last donation because Australia prohibits them past a certain age, he's fine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Harrison_(blood_donor)

 

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I'm feeling blue as well.  That was nice to read.  :smile:

 

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And thanks for the PS!

 

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Don't know where else to put this ... have you come across the Incorrect Quotes Generator? https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ . Add character(s) of your choice and press Generate Prompt. :lol:

Quote

Sherlock: Hey John,
John: Yes?
Sherlock: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
John:
John: Where’s Mycroft?

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OK, so basically you pick the number of people and optionally give them names, then click the Generate button and it plugs your characters into a randomly selected joke -- or am I missing something?

Yours is pretty good.  Here's the best I've gotten so far:

Kirk: Spock, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Spock: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Kirk: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask McCoy.

I may have just discovered the true origin of slash fanfic!

 

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Kirk/Spock were certainly the original pairing.

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As regards television-based fan fiction, that does seem to be the consensus.  But I've read that people have been conjecturing about Holmes and Watson for a lot longer than that!

 

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On 3/14/2021 at 10:42 PM, Carol the Dabbler said:

OK, so basically you pick the number of people and optionally give them names, then click the Generate button and it plugs your characters into a randomly selected joke -- or am I missing something?

Exactly. :thumbsup: Works surprisingly well with the boys, especially circa S1.

John: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Sherlock: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Okaaaay, this one's not funny so much as eerily accurate after S4 ...

Sherlock: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
John: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Lestrade isn’t.

This one's a little better but I had to modify it a bit to have it make sense...

John: I trust Sherlock.
Lestrade: You think he knows what he's doing?
John: I wouldn't go that far.

And the winner is....!

Sherlock: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
John: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Sherlock: Yes!
Lestrade: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

 

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Let me see if I understand how it works.

Hey, I like this:D
Sherlock: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
John: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Sherlock: Three of us saw it, John. How do you explain that?
John: *points at Mycroft* Sleep deprivation. *points at Mrs.Hudson* Paranoia. *points at Moriarty * Delusional personality disorder.

 

Hey! This one is mean!


Sherlock: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
John: Nope, absolutely not.
Mycroft: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Mrs.Hudson: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Moriarty : I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
General Shan: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

 

This is so our boys! Mahaha


Sherlock: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
John:
Mycroft:
Lestrade:
Everyone Else At Sherlock’s Surprise Birthday Party:
John: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

 

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I think we've found the secret to how Moftiss' comes us with their ideas! Here's some more...

 

Sherlock: What do you think Moriarty will do for a distraction?
John: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
John: ... or he could do that.

 

Sherlock, banging on the door: Moriarty! Open up!
Moriarty: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
John: No, he meant-
Lestrade: Let them finish.

 

Sherlock, Molly, and John are sitting on a bench
Lestrade: Why do you guys look so sad?
Sherlock: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Lestrade sits down*
Molly: The bench is freshly painted.

 

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2 hours ago, Arcadia said:

I think we've found the secret to how Moftiss' comes us with their ideas! 

That *would* explain The Final Problem, wouldn't it?

2 hours ago, Arcadia said:

Sherlock, banging on the door: Moriarty! Open up!
Moriarty: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
John: No, he meant-
Lestrade: Let them finish.

I'm definitely with Lestrade on that one!

 

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