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We all already know that there are several "Keep Calm..."'s for Sherlock. I am posting them here as well as a few of my own.

For Lestrade:
KEEP CALM
IT'S
NOT OUR DIVISION

For John:
KEEP CALM
AND
TEXT SHERLOCK


For Me:
KEEP CALM
AND
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE

For Ms. Adler:
IT'S OKAY I'M
ONLY
RETURNING YOUR COAT

For James Moriarty (who lies beyond the grave):
KEEP CALM
AND
GET SHERLJCK

This one is especially for you, John:
SCREW BEING CALM
IT'S
NOT OKAY!!!

For Me:
JUMP OFF BART'S
AND

I. O. U

For anyone, not just me
GET BORED
AND
SHOOT THE WALL

See if you can come up with any.

Reply at once, if you can.

If you can't, reply anyway.

Could be dangerous.

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  • 2 months later...

Actually, sherLOCKED221, it would be:

I'M NOT DEAD

LET'S

HAVE DINNER


KEEP CALM

SHERLOCK'S

ON THE CASE


And Alice Holmes, those are actually...moderately good.

Here's my next.

YOU WERE THINKING

IT'S

ANNOYING!


BRILLIANT IMPRESSION

OF

AN IDIOT


I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS

I'VE

JUST GOT ONE


KEEP CALM

IT'S

JUST A DOG


KEEP CALM

AND

U.M.Q.R.A


KEEP CALM

COS

I'M NOT SHERLOCK HOLMES!


KEEP CALM

IT'S

A SIX


STAY CALM

AND

KEEP TALKING


DON'T MAKE

PEOPLE

INTO HEROS JOHN


KEEP CALM

IT'S

A DEERSTALKER


SHUT UP

AND

SMOKE


KEEP CALM

AND

TAKE THE SKULL


I'll keep going to my mind palace, but I suppose I must thank the other contributors whether they are worthy of my thanks or not.

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I do like the last one, however here's a twist on it

 

KEEP CALM

AND

TALK TO THE SKULL

 

Has a better ring to it I belive..

 

 

Oh. You're rather good.

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WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! The correct response was "You're not so bad."! Good God, what kind of an Irene Adler are you if you don't even know that? And if you plan on being closer aquainted with me, call me Sherlock. Not CSI.
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If I may intrude, it looks like there's a difference of intent here that's starting to frustrate both of you. At a glance, it looks like both of you are roleplaying, and I believe that CSIBakerStreet really is. But I'm guessing that SherLOCKED221 actually is not -- as she said on another thread:

 

Nevermind my theatrics, I am prone to random quotes .... I NEVER role play ... And so I am always myself, bad jokes and all.

 

You're both valued members of the forum, and you're both very good at discussion -- so you'll probably find it less frustrating and more enjoyable to focus on that common ground.

 

Thanks for being here!

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Carol is correct, not roleplaying, I find that however hard I try, roleplaying is always a self-portrait.

But I shall learn from my frailties, (although I have few), and I shall begin to call you by your name, Mr. Holmes.

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(I read that after I posted this...I know now...) Oh. That's all right. I understand your statement, Miss Adler. I am not the Sherlock Holmes that everyone seems to expect, but I do my best. And I'm not a vicar with a bleeding face. The only fraility I've seen of you so far is sentiment. Anyway...I am bored. And suffering insomnia again. Oh, and thank you Miss Adler. Insomnia might be as heartless as James Moriarty and that is saying something...

 

KEEP CALM

IT'S A

THREE PATCH PROBLEM

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