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Knock-knock jokes


Carol the Dabbler

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I honestly can't think of a single one, and it's driving me nuts.  Anybody know some good ones?  Some bad ones?

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Wow, I actually never heard that one!

OK, I'm sufficiently awake this morning that I had made one up (before I read yours, oddly enough).  It's got the more classic format:

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Sara.

Sara who?

Sara doctor in the house?

 

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock Knock

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  • 2 months later...

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel.

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