John, fetch Mycroft. I'm getting married.

[CSIBakerStreet]

All right. Well, the day has finally arrived. I've proposed to Miss Adler who has accepted in her own way... Well, when I say proposed... NEVER THE LESS. Mycroft, you must do the ceremony otherwise I will tell someone higher than you that you've been having an affair with Lestrade. And Alice, PLEASE try not to make a spectacle of things. I intend on this marriage being successful. And John... Would you? ... Be the best man? Because... You are. There's no one better than you in the entire universe. I prefer you over anyone else. And besides, I believe she said she was bringing a friend you might be interested in meeting. Mary Morstan, I believe her name was. I can give you a photo of her if you like.

 

 

There you are.

[Carol the Dabbler]

She's a friend of Irene Adler? Run, John, run!

[Ruthyone]

Dear Mycroft,

Now that I'm off the hook for killing CAM - can you arrange for John to divorce Mary - send her this!!!!!!

 

Love Sherlock

Edited January 14, 2014 by Carol the Dabbler
Added spoiler box for multiple Series 3 spoilers.