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johnspec
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97132 i do have the knife still infact i have some people to kill because of my contract they come back after ten seconds i have yet to figure that out. 97131 i third the notion on Dr Strange. 97130 ways to drop 5000 hammers on anyone that includes CAMPer.
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97142 i am not a agent of Moriarty's i'm just plain crazy i'm a high functioning sociopath do your research. 97141 i still have my normal jobs knife because that what i use to stab everyone i kill with and i'm not afraid to harm someone that get's on my nerves and by the way i drug mycroft sometimes so that the cakes will work. 97140 ways to kill someone with cake yes i've done that before it started with Moriarty's brother. 97139 times killed myself only to have a image of myself be in my stead.
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97154 times i get asked to do something but i never do it because i refuse to do it. 97153 i have a little bit of Thor's power. 97152 Mithril is my smiting job not my normal job of killing people with out being detected. 97151 this has gone south already now bug off before you get my normal jobs knife i your back.
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97162 the hammer is Mjollnir. 97161 ways to fail getting me because of my style. 97160 times i'm near impossible to catch.
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97173 ways to eat chicken with a side of camper and noodles. 97172 times i used a flamethrower to cook my meals. 97171 ways to harm some without killing them with my buster sword. 97170 times i wish we would get this ten thousand done before the end of the year.
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97179 no promises. 97178 times i roast anyone even Camper. 97177 ways to drop a anvil on Campers head. 97176 times i need to drop a hammer on Campers head
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97185 times i try not to think evily but fail. 97184 ways to kill sherlock before he finds out.
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97189 times i need to be crazy just to not be crazy. 97188 ways to roast sherlock in a oven whit out him knowing. 97187 times i dance at random.
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97194 times to defeat napoleon with 100 guns 20 cannons and a hundred trumpets. 97193 ways i forget to sing along to my music that i have playing in the background. 97192 times i need to eat a cookie before i have a chicken in my stomach.
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97204 times i need to use the denied button on sherlock just to get out of something. 97203 way's to be unpredictable when facing sherlock. 97202 times i need to use my guns to show where john is and then shoot sherlock in the head with said gun. 97201 times i need to get past smaug just to get to sherlock. 97200 ways to pervent mycroft from getting me. 97199 yay another 100 done.
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97214 times i would use a cow for a slow ride but i'm being chased everywhere so yeah not going to happen anytime soon. 97213 times that i kill the cow for steak. 97212 ways to be near impossible to catch. 97211 times that Yahoo won't be able to get the code because of how long and confusing it is.
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97219 sorry but the code is near impossible to break let's just say it takes 500 days just to get halfway. 97218 now why do i have a cow in my vault.
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97224 times i have gotten hit by rubber bands but they just went back into the persons eye. 97223 times i forgot the codes for my vault and it means i have to faze in and out. 97222 times i forgot to say bless you to sherlock for how many times he sneezed
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97229 Ways to get out of prison because they got the wrong ring. 97228 oops i forgot that the guns are stuck in my vault that has 100000000 codes.
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97274 sorry but who said that mycroft can get my besides i'm easy when i want to be which is never. 97273 i just remembered that i left 100 dead bodies at the crime sice.
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97280 steps i am a head of sherlock wait who is john and why do i have a buster sword on my head with guns.
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97285 well i hust went another 97284 feet from him.
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97289 times do i need to say it it's a ring a ring. 97288 ways i'm long gone before he can even see the chemicals.
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97291 well it makes me invisable sometimes (i'm still trying to figure that out) even thou i have a buster sword on my back and to guns on me as well. 97290 then again i never understand how i could life a 30 foot building for a minute.
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97293 sorry Arcadia but i'm wearing my teleporter ring so i was out of there before sherlock arrived.
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97296 woops looks like i killed ten to many again oh well it's not like i can't just use a potion to revive them. 97295 darn it sherlock is nearly here time for me to dissappear.
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97298 well at least we are past another 100 and we might get past the thousand marker this year.
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97301 sorry but i'm not a ice giant i'm a really strong human. 97300 woops my buster sword is getting low on blood time to go on another killing spree in another area.
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97308 my buster sword is made from mythril and emerald with a touch of heavy metal music because i like my metal and yeah and have fun going against someone that is hard to kill because of the shadows. 97307 oh how i love having mythril guns as well i have to many thou i need to sell some.
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97314 inge let me tell you what a buster sword is it's a sword that is really long and it a bit wide and it is really sharp and it weighs about 20 tons on my back alone and that is even adding my body mass to it; the buster sword is about 10 feet long and 5 feet wide with a sharp end and my body mass is 10 ten tons less then the buster sword but i still can wield it because of my strength which is nearly over 30 tons and add that with speed and you have a really lethal attack.
