So school's coming round in a month for me (dunno about everyone else here though) and I just decided that there should be a thread for all of the stories of the crazy crap that happens at school.
Let's start with a laugh:
During the 2012 presidential elections, there was one day where these kids from my school were marching around a tree chanting "VOTE BROCCOLI OBAMA! BOO ROMMNEY RAISIN!" Then there's a yell from outside the crowd: "VOTE ROMMNEY RAISIN!"
The chanters stopped, stared at the kid who yelled, and then started throwing woodchips at him.