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John, I was being sarcastic. I know why. And also, you weren't the one who was scared half to death when his best and only friend walked out and started talking like he was the psychopath. Then finds out his best friend has in fact been made into the walking bomb by the deranged psychopath. And has to stand there containing his emotions. Listening to this insane person go on and on about who he is and what he's done. Saying he can...stop his best friend's heart. ...I'm sorry. {Goes off}

Oh, John...I WASN'T CRYING! I WASN'T! {runs off and locks himself in his "bedroom"}

I can't believe it took me so long to notice this, being who I am. I notice things that people have never ever noticed. Well, this started when I was watching A Scandal in Belgravia with my friend. I thought this was here, but I thought it was just me being loony. But I watched it again to take notes, and I was right. Okay, so this occurs in the scene where Sherlock just got the plane tickets and they're driving him to the airport. He walks up to the plane, and standing there as bold as brass is that stupid American who dared to touch Mrs. Hudson. Sherlock says to him "Well, you're looking all better." sounding perfectly normal and sardonic. Then he completely drops ALL that, says "How are you feeling?", and sounds exactly like an American gangster. NOT KIDDING! Watch for yourself, repeat this section a couple times if you have to, to see if YOU can catch the elusive Sherlock Holmes, The American Gangster.

If I remember correctly, and I believe I do, you said you played the clarinet in school. Or did you just say that to impress Sarah? Wait, so I have done the whole Reichenbach Fall thing? Oh, no wonder you won't respond. You still think I'm dead. BACK OFF, "COUSIN"! Just because I go off does NOT give you the right to go up to MY John and say "Oh, you can date me."

Well, I was looking for a real forum. Instead of having to go around in endless circles. I hate that. So I figured I'd use Google, it's fairly reliable now. And this forum was the first on the list. And why "Heaven only", John? Have I died and wasn't aware of it? Oh, God. Sixth Sense all over again. But seriously, I am not dead.

Hmm, wonder why that is.

Oh...erm. Sorry. But you know me. And come on, you've got to admit it was perfectly obvious! No one can survive being shot twice like that. Unless you're The Doctor, and I don't believe he was. That movie did remind me of The Doctor's adventures a lot. The thing about perception filters. The ghosts "only see what they want to see", and with perception filters it works the opposite way. At least I think. Been a while. Anyway...what is your favorite movie? Or do you have more than one favorite?

John says we already went through this. Well, whether we went through it or not, I can only say a few words about this. The Woman. The Woman. I've always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. Thank you for the final proof, Ms. Adler.

For God's sake! I viewed your profile page last night, John. Did you really wait all the way through February for me? Oh and to everyone else, you can also find out more about me and what I do through my profile.

This has nothing to do with fandom or anything in general, just a rant. I hate it when your nose gets stuffed up in the middle of summer! It's warm, not cold! Why is my nose stuffed up??? And I also hate it when you get sick and you have no idea how it happened. You just feel horrible all of a sudden. Especially when you hardly ever actually get sick.

I most certainly did not! How dare you even suggest that I did something like that?! NEVER. I never did anything like that. In fact, I lost it before we met her, if you'd use your brain and remember. Oh, wait. It's an average one. No wonder you don't remember properly. So we did meet The Woman after all. I was wondering where we were. And as I have already mentioned, I did absolutely NOTHING to the extent of what you mentioned. ALL RIGHT?

Mostly when you're upset. Anything wrong?

Umm...You know, that jacket of yours is rather...nice. Newer?

"You mean you actually noticed that I was gone; How unusual for you!" No, it isn't! Well, maybe. There was a certain amount of time you didn't respond. But has anything happened? And when you say "Gone", do you mean you left the flat again?

Ahh, how we met. Although, that isn't quite how we met, is it John? We met because I posted a topic and all of a sudden you started talking like you were my John. So I just figured, all right you can be my John. Unless this is how we met and I forgot. But I never forget anything. If I kept searching for a "John", it would probably get worse and not better. I suppose you'll do. Dinner?

Nothing more to say, John? Or have you gone off because something's happened? Good God, what is it this time?

"I'm really hoping to see some of Sherlock Holmes the master of disguise in the next series." -Well, I'll certainly try my best. Actually, I don't know where I am in the sequence of events. (yelling) JOHN? Where are we right now? What did we do last time?

My reality answer: Moriarty stole it. Or John. I do believe John was trying to copy my "style". And also I think I may have caught him wearing it once or twice. But anyway, it went missing. I was rather disappointed. I was particularly attached to it. I thought that no scarf could every replace it. Unti I recieved a package in the mail. A note attached said: "Sorry you lost your scarf. I know nothing could every permanently replace it, but I saw this one and thought it suited you. IA." Once I found out who I.A. was, I started wearing it more. But I am still upset that it's not the other.

Depends on the seller of the Christmas crackers in question. For example, if St. Barts decided to start selling Christmas crackers, then yes. Yes they would.

I appreciate you avoiding the constant cliche. Whether the items on this forum spark my interest or not, is entirely up to the forum. If it decides to be boring, then it's boring. If it decides to be interesting, then it sparks my interest.

Honestly, John! My head is perfectly normal size! And who says I needed encouragement in the first place? I am perfectly capable of being here or rather most likely not, on my own! When it comes to your brain, though, there is quite a difference in the size.

My first rant, which has nothing to do with this quote. The crushing tedium of boring people with their boring everyday grievances. My second, I hate bashing. In fact, there's a Sherlock board on the BBC messageboards where several people just bash Sherlock and I'm like "If you don't like Sherlock, then why are you on this messageboard?" I know people are entitled to their own opinions, but as Thumper once said "If you don't have somethin nice to say, don't say nothin at all."

If you notice, Sherlock changes scarves. Wearing a shorter, more blue-violet scarf in the First Series and wearing a longer, striped one in the Second. Not that I particularly mind that he changed it, just curious as to where the First one went and why it went. I was also concerned that because the scarf had changed, Sherlock himself had changed. But maybe that was the point...

Must everyone use the same form of greeting? It's so cliche. I loathe cliches. Therefore, I will not say what everyone else does. I will also not say "Good evening." as my evening has been rather dull. So I will simply say: Evening. I need no introduction. You all know who I am. Unless you are someone with Anderson's brain. In which case I may direct your attention to my website. I am rather tired of constantly telling people like Anderson who I am, so it is easier to go to my website before you come bursting in asking me who I am. -No, the CSI does not stand for Crime Scene Investigation, despite what Lestrade says. It stands for Consulting Sherlock Inside.