Everybody Saying Hello to Each Other, How Wonderful.

[CSIBakerStreet]

Must everyone use the same form of greeting? It's so cliche. I loathe cliches. Therefore, I will not say what everyone else does. I will also not say "Good evening." as my evening has been rather dull. So I will simply say: Evening. I need no introduction. You all know who I am. Unless you are someone with Anderson's brain. In which case I may direct your attention to my website. I am rather tired of constantly telling people like Anderson who I am, so it is easier to go to my website before you come bursting in asking me who I am.

-No, the CSI does not stand for Crime Scene Investigation, despite what Lestrade says. It stands for Consulting Sherlock Inside.

[Undead Medic]

Welcome, (You'll find the tobacco ash in the corner.

[John Watson]

Don't encourage him; his head's big enough as it is!

[CSIBakerStreet]

^{Honestly, John! My head is perfectly normal size! And who says I needed encouragement in the first place? I am perfectly capable of being here or rather most likely not, on my own! When it comes to your brain, though, there is quite a difference in the size.}

[John Watson]

And I suppose they give out medical qualifications in Christmas crackers?

[Carol the Dabbler]

I would say "Welcome," but that's fast becoming a cliche here, so I'll just say I hope you find some items on this forum to spark your interest!

[CSIBakerStreet]

_{I appreciate you avoiding the constant cliche. Whether the items on this forum spark my interest or not, is entirely up to the forum. If it decides to be boring, then it's boring. If it decides to be interesting, then it sparks my interest.}

[CSIBakerStreet]

And I suppose they give out medical qualifications in Christmas crackers?

 

Depends on the seller of the Christmas crackers in question. For example, if St. Barts decided to start selling Christmas crackers, then yes. Yes they would.

[CSIBakerStreet]

Nothing more to say, John? Or have you gone off because something's happened? Good God, what is it this time?

[John Watson]

You mean you actually noticed that I was gone; How unusual for you!

[CSIBakerStreet]

"You mean you actually noticed that I was gone; How unusual for you!" No, it isn't! Well, maybe. There was a certain amount of time you didn't respond. But has anything happened? And when you say "Gone", do you mean you left the flat again?

[John Watson]

And when you say "Gone", do you mean you left the flat again?

 

Yes, I do that sometimes.You know, not just when there's a case.

[CSIBakerStreet]

Mostly when you're upset. Anything wrong?

[CSIBakerStreet]

For God's sake! I viewed your profile page last night, John. Did you really wait all the way through February for me? Oh and to everyone else, you can also find out more about me and what I do through my profile.

[John Watson]

Mostly when you're upset. Anything wrong?

 

St Bart's Hospital. Remember it? I do!

[CSIBakerStreet]

Wait, when did I "come back"? Because I know I jumped off and you thought I was dead, but when did I come back and how did you react?

[Alice Holmes]

Stop it, boys, for goodness' sake! Honestly, I don't know how you survive without me living in your house, my dear Sherlock! And John, go talk to your girlfriend. She's not in Bournemouth like she said she was, so I suggest you confront her immediately as she's either hiding something from you or upset that you're hiding things from her and therefore hiding from you, if that makes any sense.