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John Watson

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Everything posted by John Watson

  1. *cough* grammAr *cough cough* Sorry, Sherlock. I'll behave now, I don't know what came over me.
  2. Are you two trying to outdo Mrs H? All this is making me blush!
  3. Trust me if he turned up, arsenic would be the least of his worries.
  4. Mycroft grieving? the only time that man would grieve is if someone nicked his pet umbrella!
  5. Henry VIII
  6. There's something familiar about that Hobbit...
  7. This Mary sounds like an interesting woman, Tell me more.
  8. The only wedding Sherlock Holmes will ever attend will be his own... Probably to his own massive ego!
  9. It's rather disconcerting when someone disappears without warning... I heard of this one fellow who lost his best friend at a waterfall somewhere in Switzerland.
  10. Oh, I'm sure it was her that did all the stimulating.
  11. Hello, welcome. Don't mind Sherlock, His bark is worse than his bite.
  12. St Bart's Hospital. Remember it? I do!
  13. Well you try being made into a walking bomb by a psychopath with a '70s disco fetish!
  14. Yes, I do that sometimes.You know, not just when there's a case.
  15. Are you actually going to remember to bring your wallet this time, or am I going to end up paying again?
  16. You mean you actually noticed that I was gone; How unusual for you!
  17. I believe he "misplaced" it at Irenes, after an afternoon of *ahem* intellectual stimulation.
  18. And I suppose they give out medical qualifications in Christmas crackers?
  19. Don't encourage him; his head's big enough as it is!
  20. Well dating isn't exactly easy when you have Mr Tact and Diplomacy as a flatmate... or should I say had.
  21. Kill... (By throttling... Well, If he hadn't done it himself!) Anderson.
  22. Of course I'm not gay!
  23. Look, just because I have a therapist, it doesn't mean I need help...
  24. You'll find no tobacco ash around here!
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