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97224 times i have gotten hit by rubber bands but they just went back into the persons eye.

97223 times i forgot the codes for my vault and it means i have to faze in and out.

97222 times i forgot to say bless you to sherlock for how many times he sneezed

 

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97,221 times, he would probably filter you out, dear johnspec.

97,220 times, there is no unbreakable code: see Yahoo's current predicament!

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97219 sorry but the code is near impossible to break let's just say it takes 500 days just to get halfway.

97218 now why do i have a cow in my vault.

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97,217 times, perhaps the cow is not in the vault but in your Mind Cottage.

97,216 times, a cow can always come in useful, if you don't need a fast ride anywhere.

97,215 times, your vault's code should have been used by Yahoo, now they wouldn't be in an embarrassing position.

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97214 times i would use a cow for a slow ride but i'm being chased everywhere so yeah not going to happen anytime soon.

97213 times that i kill the cow for steak.

97212 ways to be near impossible to catch.

97211 times that Yahoo won't be able to get the code because of how long and confusing it is.

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97,210 times, if you kill the cow for steak and other edible parts, you are behaving like an Eritrean or Abyssinian: much better to keep the cow alive, to get milk out of her, boil it, make it into cheese and curds!

97,209 times, I envy you you password! Yahoo have already asked to authenticate mineable!

97,208 times, I liked the video of Benedict singing, even though he's only good as a busker.

97,207 times, I loved reading Benedict's interview of Tom Hiddleston in Interview!

97,206 times, two British gentlemen together, it wasn't going to be gossipy.

97,205 times, wonder what Mycroft would have said about their mutual admiration society? :D

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97204 times i need to use the denied button on sherlock just to get out of something.

97203 way's to be unpredictable when facing sherlock.

97202 times i need to use my guns to show where john is and then shoot sherlock in the head with said gun.

97201 times i need to get past smaug just to get to sherlock.

97200 ways to pervent mycroft from getting me.

97199 yay another 100 done.

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97,198 times, way to go, dear Johnspec!

97,197 times, the darkest season will be upon us in about 100 days.

97,196 times, it reminds me of Napoleon's return from Elba and his defeat at Waterloo.

97,195 times, the gallant Marechal Ney paid with his life for following Napoleon.

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97194 times to defeat napoleon with 100 guns 20 cannons and a hundred trumpets.

97193 ways i forget to sing along to my music that i have playing in the background.

97192 times i need to eat a cookie before i have a chicken in my stomach.

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97.191 times my son is completely random

 

97.190 time I wouldn't change that for the world. That other 1 time, I end up quoting someone from Sherlock because of what he did.

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97189 times i need to be crazy just to not be crazy.

97188 ways to roast sherlock in a oven whit out him knowing.

97187 times i dance at random.

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97.186 times my son might be a lot more like Moriarty than I am and I have those dark Sherlock tendencies that mirror Moriarty to begin with.

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97185 times i try not to think evily but fail.

97184 ways to kill sherlock before he finds out.

 

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97,183 times, dear Johnspec, boil, roast or grill anyone except SherlockedCamper! We have a story to finish, pretty please!

97,182 times, evil is as evil does, and you are a knight in a good cause, with your Mithril weapons.

97,181 times, I do hope you can still enjoy Halloween.

97,180 times, I am dragging the whole family to watch Dr Strange, despite my loyalty to Batman.

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97179 no promises.

97178 times i roast anyone even Camper.

97177 ways to drop a anvil on Campers head.

97176 times i need to drop a hammer on Campers head 

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97.175 times I roast Johnspec in a year definitely at his expense just as a comedian would roast Moftiss at a special event.

 

97.174 times that's how Johnspec tries to roast me.

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97173 ways to eat chicken with a side of camper and noodles.

97172 times i used a flamethrower to cook my meals.

97171 ways to harm some without killing them with my buster sword.

97170 times i wish we would get this ten thousand done before the end of the year.

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97,169 times, that hammer you mentioned before better not be Mjollnir, or I may turn monstrous!

97,168 times, flamethrower sounds better than a microwave, but it is too wasteful in energy output.

97,167 times, the Jimmy Kimmel spoof with Benedict vanishing the child is hilarious!

97,166 times, I definitely don't like MF's haircut in the trailers.

97,165 times, we forgot to wish the Napoleon of crime a very Happy 40th birthday on the 19th of the month!

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97.164 times we wished him a happy birthday on the 21st as that's when the bosses and the official fansite said it was (check out the cast & crew birthday thread in the birthday area of greater London)

 

97.163 times I wish I could sleep in past 8am.

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97162 the hammer is Mjollnir.

97161 ways to fail getting me because of my style.

97160 times i'm near impossible to catch.

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97,159 times, you are not Thor.

97,158 times, errare humanum est.

97,157 times, Mithril will avail you not against Sauron.

97,156 times, please re-consider the whole roasting concept.

97,155 times, we might manage to finish this with a little collaboration.

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97154 times i get asked to do something but i never do it because i refuse to do it.

97153 i have a little bit of Thor's power.

97152 Mithril is my smiting job not my normal job of killing people with out being detected.

97151 this has gone south already now bug off before you get my normal jobs knife i your back.

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97,150 times I shall certainly not bug off, I like your sense of humour, honestly!

97,149 times, not doing something because you were told to do it is a phase, it will pass before you know it when you reach college age!

97,148 times, a good metalworker is worth his weight in gold.

97,147 times, no news on the S4 front, so we are whiling the time away discussing Star Trek.

97,146 times Mycroft will not be bribed with cakes in order for you to kill Sherlock.

97,145 times, are you an agent of Moriarty's, after all?

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97.144 times Johnspec gets his odd, dark sense of humor from both parents. (Yes, I realize that's potentially scary in the wrong crowd.)

 

97.143 times I'm not too concerned as long as I steer him in the right direction (e.g. He doesn't act on what goes through his head beyond having some written fun with it)

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97142 i am not a agent of Moriarty's i'm just plain crazy i'm a high functioning sociopath do your research.

97141 i still have my normal jobs knife because that what i use to stab everyone i kill with and i'm not afraid  to harm someone that get's on my nerves and by the way i drug mycroft sometimes so that the cakes will work.

97140 ways to kill someone with cake yes i've done that before it started with Moriarty's brother.

97139 times killed myself only to have a image of myself be in my stead.

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