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[johnspec]

97293 sorry Arcadia but i'm wearing my teleporter ring so i was out of there before sherlock arrived.

[Van Buren Supernova]

97.292 times but johnspec Sherlock is wearing teleporter belly pouch as what we had concluded in TRF thread lately (well everyone agreed with me when they are not around, so teleporter belly pouch IS the strange white thing you see when he fell)

[johnspec]

97291 well it makes me invisable sometimes (i'm still trying to figure that out) even thou i have a buster sword on my back and to guns on me as well.

97290 then again i never understand how i could life a 30 foot building for a minute.

[Arcadia]

97289 ways Sherlock knew it was Johnspec by analyzing the traces of chemicals left behind by the teleporter pouch.

Now he is 97288 times more determined to catch Johnspec, because he wants his teleporter pouch back.

[johnspec]

97289 times do i need to say it it's a ring a ring.

97288 ways i'm long gone before he can even see the chemicals.

[Arcadia]

97287 ways he has of tracking those chemicals, no matter where they come from. In fact, he is

97286 inches from you right now.

[johnspec]

97285 well i hust went another

97284 feet from him.

[Arcadia]

97283 times that Sherlock is already

97282 steps in front of you.

97281 times John just giggles.

[johnspec]

97280 steps i am a head of sherlock wait who is john and why do i have a buster sword on my head with guns.

[Inge l-w]

97,277 times, perhaps because like Jack and the Beanstalk, your reach is longer than your brain cells inform it.

97,276 times, it's not Sherlock who will get you in the end, but Mycroft.

97,275 times, VBS might have a viable solution by exploding all over again.

97,274 times, Mithril steel is not a solution against the One Ring.

97,273 times, John in this context is Dr John Hamish Watson, the perennial victim in this series.

(Sorry, but Arcadia and Johnspec have used the same number above!)

[johnspec]

97274 sorry but who said that mycroft can get my besides i'm easy when i want to be which is never.

97273 i just remembered that i left 100 dead bodies at the crime sice.

[Inge l-w]

97,270 times, being easy-going does not mean losing count.

97,269 times, going to a Sherlocked convention looks like a massive rip-off.

97,268 times, at least they should get one of the leads to participate, and I don't mean Mycroft!

97,267 times, I shall avoid the Manga variation, since I am a DC fan.

97,266 times, Batman and Superman, with a little help from Ra's al Ghul, would pulverise the Marvel league of goldfish!

97,265 times, I liked the colouring sketch included in the TAB DVD set.

[Arcadia]

97264 times I am glad somebody catches these number jumps.

97263 times it isn't me.

97262 times I didn't get a colouring sketch in MY DVD! :(

97261 times my spell check wants me to spell it coloring.

97260 times I've told my spell check to go take a flying leap.

97259 times I hope Johnspec doesn't cut off his own head with that thing.

[Van Buren Supernova]

97260 times I've told my spell check to go take a flying leap.

97.258 questions, if it did, would it leave a note?

[Arcadia]

It would probably leave 97257 notes. It's very insistent.

[Inge l-w]

97,256 times, it's bound to change to the American spelling, since that's default mode!

97,255 times, even presidential candidates have had arguments with their auto-correct, so it's definitely not feeling suicidal! ^_^

[Arcadia]

97254 times I've turned off the autocorrect for that very reason.

97253 nanoseconds ago, it occurred to me that Sherlock probably doesn't even bother to vote.

[Van Buren Supernova]

97.252 times he may not give a flying fish about Brexit as well,

 

97.251 suspicions that Mycroft has a hand in that.

 

97.250 suprises that everyone in my family knows about US presidential candidates, while none of us normally give a flipping attention to politic.

 

97.249 times even more surprises that they also knows about the controversial Philippine president.

 

97.248 I should have fun with Sherlock instead. Or cakes.

 

97.247 new plans to steal cakes.

[Inge l-w]

97,246 times, both Mycroft and Sherlock, not to mention Hartswood, are going to feel the long-term effects of an unwise decision.

97,245 times, Mycroft would have handled it differently, if he really existed!

[Arcadia]

97244 times I am surprised at how much more the rest of the world knows about the US than Americans know about the rest of the world.

 

97243 times I am forced to conclude that yes, we are just that fascinating. :D

 

To ourselves.

 

97242nd case in point ... I didn't understand the reference to the Philippine president

 

97241 visits to google to find out what somebody means.

 

97240 shocked reactions at learning about Duterte.

 

97239 politicians who are just as idiotic as Donald Trump, apparently. (Seriously ... is the whole world going crazy? Is it something in the water? I'm really beginning to get unnerved by all the right-wing militancy around the world.)

[Amber§]

97238 times that's hard to find a politician that's not at least a little bit idiotic

 

97237 times we're all going crazy, Apocalypse is coming......  

[Arcadia]

97236 times I am not reassured by that statement! :d

 

97235 times we all muddle along anyway.

 

97234 times Sherlock would roll his eyes at this conversation.

 

97233 times John would roll his eyes at Sherlock.

[Van Buren Supernova]

97.232 idiotic politicians, that make the scariest horror stories: idiots with power.

 

97.231 times Mycroft 'invites' someone to Diogenes Club without telling them about no speaking rules.

 

97.230 fail attempts to implement that rule in my office.

[johnspec]

97229 Ways to get out of prison because they got the wrong ring.

97228 oops i forgot that the guns are stuck in my vault that has 100000000 codes.

[Arcadia]

97227 failed attempts to break Johnspec's code.

 

97226 times it's probably just as well, there's too many guns out there anyway.

 

97225 times Sherlock zaps Johnspec with a rubber band instead. :d