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Here's the guy's video of it

Huh, they never do that here. For the exact reason that someone will probably nick it. Delivery drivers do hide parcels sometimes if there is no one home, there are always stories of things being hidden in stupid places, but usually it's in a shed or something.

I saw that story about the guy who invented a glitter bomb when his parcels kept getting pinched off of his porch, is it common in America for delivery companies to leave parcels on the doorstep?

Eurgh, had one of those nights where I woke up thinking about stupid things and couldn't turn my brain off. Was awake from 3 until sometime after 5, and my alarm goes off at 6. Decided to come in a bit later and just brave the rush hour traffic. Grey and grim here, we've got a storm at the moment so very blustery. Fed up and am looking forward to an extra few days off.

Ding dong merrily on hiiiiigh

So tired I'm having stabbing pains in my eyeballs.

I'd like to see Sherlock have to spend a few days non-stop with Mr Poppy

I didn't mean it won't appeal, I just meant that it is, well, very British as in set in an English school with English actors etc

I suppose it is a very British film

It's always on TV here this time of year. It's also on Netflix here. I'm guessing it's not as popular over there?

... I know. I like Nativity, it's surprisingly good.

I'm doing my best, yeah.

Seems apt.

I want to move on. But alas, I also like to pay my bills and buy food, and doing both can already be a struggle.

Yup, except surrounded by textbooks and pages of equations. I thought I saw Mothman on the way home, but it was a workman standing at the top of a pylon.

Kind of like this? Sneakily changing something you've agreed to is ridiculous! Start a scuba company, I'll come over and you can train me. God, Willem Defoe is hideous.

Ha, brilliant! Well done VBS! Ha, I bet the looks on their faces when they read that letter was priceless... horror, panic... will it be easy to get another job where you live or will you have to move?

Bloody hell, that is long. Let me just go make a coffee to fortify myself as I read.

All my days are long. But particularly exhausting at the moment because I'm dealing with the Christmas rush in the day, then coming home and studying, then trying to think of ideas for a project I'm volunteering for. Then if I'm lucky I might get to eat and sleep before starting all over again. Thank god it's nearly the weekend and I can try to catch up a bit.

I didn't look at those... had the feeling they might be annoying. Was I right?

The little exhausted sunken eyes of the introvert party goer is definitely the picture I relate to the most.

Can you cease to exist? That's what I do, suddenly vanish from all forms of contact until everyone thinks I'm dead.

Anyone online to help alleviate the soon to be crushing boredom?