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One is the personification of Monday, one is the personification of the effect of Monday. Both are terrible.

His room? Ha ha, you need Mycroft in order to get a room.

I went to visit my father in hospital on Saturday. God hospitals are depressing, and finding my way there in the dark really wasn't fun. Dad seemed okay, not too worn down, though some woman on his ward is one of those who goes around talking at everyone whether they want to talk or not, and she's also coughing over everyone. My dad already has a lowered immune system, he doesn't need her spreading her germs about. Apparently my brother doing his doctor act when he took my parents to A&E did chivvy the hospital on a bit, even if my folks found his 'doctor voice' annoying.

It's depression in the show. It's also the personification of a Monday morning.

Wouldn't call that bored

Or alternatively...

Are we having a 150,000 party? Where we have a buffet with chicken drumsticks and cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, mini millionaire shortbreads and brownies, terrible 80s pop-music that we all dad-dance to and enough beer and wine to sink a ship. Up for that anyone? Guys? Guys...? Memes for a fandom you're not part of are so odd.

Joyous isn’t it.

How I'm feeling this morning.

Canines, so terribly uncouth.

I wasn't going to mention it but those photos were found on a blood flecked camera found abandoned in the middle of a forest. The lady was never seen again.

Fine. Despite your juvenile attempts to knock my confidence I know I'm hot AF.

Your expression on that last panel is just because you're taken aback at how sexy I am right?

bee butt.

It's still unbelievable that the raptors in the kitchen in the first Jurassic Park were just guys in suits. And now for the more low tech versions... And what might be my all time favourite...

The perfect costume!

☺️ Thanks.

Here's a photo of me, I'll put it in a spoiler since it's slightly risque.

Well, short with not much hair, I don't know about green.

Welsh people have this weird habit of saying things backwards like Yoda. It must sound really weird to people who aren't Welsh. I just said to the delivery driver "Smith I am."