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Wow, have you guys come across the really twisted Bert and Ernie meme?

Conversation around me is focusing on kids and babies

Gawd this is dull, should have brought a book.

Well, here I sit, highlights cooking, but can’t think of anything to ramble about. Turns out the hairdresser thought I was about 12 years younger than I am so I’m thrilled with that, lol!

Weirdly it's not a problem on weekends. Maybe because I get up later and I'm usually awake a few hours before I go to get food, plus there's no rush to eat it.

If I'm not hungry I don't eat. I don't eat until at least 7pm on weekdays anyway because I feel sick if I eat in the day.

...Is that a sarcastic yay?

Well, I do still have my Khan clone I can use, he's a bit wonky so don't expect the voice to be right, but he looks good. My brother used to skydive. One time he landed awkwardly and had to talk someone through how to sow up his knee. I can't afford to do the scuba lessons this time around, I just paid for car insurance and a surveying course but I'm bloody well determined to do it. I just didn't feel like I was getting enough air after a minute or so. I've booked in for an asthma check at the doctors next week so if they say it's okay that should allay some of my worries. But now... my gif. It's a Friday, it's a half-day, and I've got next week off. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm going to get my hair done this afternoon though, so be prepared for lots of bored rambling.

The funny thing is the pool looked empty from the surface because everyone else was sitting on the bottom

And in those bushes behind...

This type? And now I wish you a happy Thursday instead.

Why nightmares? I could probably just about get away with not doing it but when I start going for marine conservation work being an experienced diver would be another string to my bow. Plus they seem to have a good social side of things, and god knows my social life could do with a boost. I can't afford to do the next course, which starts next week, but I think I'll try to do the one after that. My dad has finally been released from hospital. The general consensus seems to be 'we ran every test on you, we don't know what's wrong.'

I just came back from sitting on the bottom of a swimming pool in scuba class. Not sure I liked it, kept panicking.

Aw thanks, I didn't think anyone would have noticed I'd gone. ☺️

Happy hump day

This is me this morning.

Is that from the new Grinch?

I love GIFs so I nicked this idea from one of my other forums. I stopped coming on but alas the crushing boredom has brought me back.

Awww, my oldest brother told my nephew that Gollum was hiding under his bed and he was terrified.

I'd rather it come out of my taxes than have to risk paying thousands if I have an accident. Plus all those wonderful free drugs, yum yum yum.

But you also have to remember we have free healthcare, which means there are no bells and whistles. If you want a private room then you pay for private healthcare.

I visited at 6, and it's already pitch black by 5. You must have escaped when you weren't meant to. My grandfather went on the run from hospital once and had to be chased.