Moffat unveils all-nude Sherlock (Spoof Article)

[Undead Medic]

I wonder who the Daily Mash poking fun at here?

 

Moffat unveils all-nude Sherlock

 

31-05-12

 

THE next series of Sherlock will be filmed entirely in the nude, producer Steven Moffat has announced.

After the Sherlock episode in which actress Lara Pulver appears naked became the most-watched show on BBC iPlayer, programme makers decided to target the show’s sizeable ’16-34-year-old-masturbator’ demographic.

Moffat said: “I had assumed that what viewers wanted from Sherlock was excitement, adventure and fiendish puzzles that can only be solved by Holmes’ icy logic.

“Actually they just wanted tits.

“At one point I considered giving Sherlock Holmes breasts, but Benedict Cumberbatch refused the hormone injections.”

The switch to full nudity posed a problem for the show’s writers, who had to explain why everyone was naked all the time. This has been overcome by a storyline in which Moriarty – now played by Lucy Pinder – has invented a clothes-dissolving serum.

Co-star Martin Freeman said: “It’s incredibly exciting. For me the Victorian surgeon Doctor Watson always was a hip, swinging kind of guy who’d be up for any kinky sexual hi-jinks.”

Roy Hobbs of the Sherlock Holmes Society said: “Sir Arthur Conan Doyle loved bawdy antics, in fact he originally conceived the Sherlock Holmes novels as a series of saucy romps under the title Confessions of a Private Dick.”

The first episode of the new series The Case of The Jiggling Breasts, with guest star Robin Askwith, will be shown in the Autumn.

 

[Dexter]

Hahaha.

 

(I have to admit I'd watch this)

[aely]

I think we'd all watch it - just to get a glimpse of what we didn't see under the sheet!

 

Mind you, I wouldn't be just be watching for Naked!Sherlock.

[Pawse]

What? Where?! *THUD!*

[Carol the Dabbler]

*Ahem* -- you DID notice the word "spoof" in the thread title?

 

(Sorry to disappoint you!)

 

[J.P.]

 

Actually they just wanted tits.

But there were none in ASIB! :/ Not really. :P

[Carol the Dabbler]

Well, there was just one little glimpse of a part of one.  (Unless you're using the term as a synonym for "teat," in which case you're right, there weren't any.)  I'm reasonably sure that Irene has two of them, though.