Countdown from 100,000

[Van Buren Supernova]

99046 times someone asks John if Sherlock snores.

[Inge l-w]

99,045 times Sherlock nicks someone's security card.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.044 times the cards belonged to the same handful of people including Lestrade & Mycroft

[Arcadia]

99043 pipettes in Molly's lab.

[Ruthyone]

99,042 times Sherlock sent Mrs Hudson for biscuits

[Inge l-w]

99,041 times Mrs Hudson threatened to speak to his mother about his behaviour.

[Van Buren Supernova]

99.040 times Mrs. Hudson caught Sherlock dancing.

[Inge l-w]

99,039 times he was just "road testing"!

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.038 times "road testing" was just an excuse so no one would know he liked dancing.

[Arcadia]

99.037 notes in John and Mary's wedding waltz.

[Shadow Dweller]

99.036 seconds of claustrophobic sensation at the Watson's party.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.035 seconds of Molly looking at Sherlock instead of Tom during the wedding

[Inge l-w]

99,034 times Sherlock had to practise the wedding waltz with John behind closed curtains.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.033 times Mrs. Hudson tells Mrs. Turner about Sherlock & John dancing.

[Van Buren Supernova]

99.032 uniforms that Sherlock steals.

 

99.035 seconds of Molly looking at Sherlock instead of Tom during the wedding

 

I think that is a bit on the lower side!

[Inge l-w]

99,031 times that an ashtray goes missing after one of Sherlock's visits.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.030 John thinks about taking an ashtray on one of those visits

[Inge l-w]

99,029 times Mycroft has to play "mother" before Sherlock nicks an ashtray.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.028 Sherlock reminds Mycroft that his being "mother" is their whole childhood in a nutshell.

[Arcadia]

99,027 times Mummy told them both to "behave" themselves. (That may be a bit low as well. )

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.026 times Sherlock blames Mycroft while Mycroft tries to deny that they are doing anything wrong.

[Inge l-w]

99,025 times Mycroft denied smoking while Sherlock answered Mummy more or less truthfully.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.024 times Mummy Holmes didn't buy either answer given.

[Inge l-w]

99,023 times Mummy threatened to turn absolutely monstrous.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.022 times Daddy Holmes was called the sane one.