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[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.612 times we wouldn't be a bit surprised if 1 of the guests looking at this forum was secretly Moffat.

[Inge l-w]

98,611 times "Oh, good, then instead of giving in to my darker side and trying to make him into shoes, I can hope that he may get on with writing S4 in a proper ACD manner!"

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.610 times we'd likely want to turn Moffat into shoes or the likes because of something he did despite how much like ACD it was.

[Inge l-w]

98,609 times Archie doubles as Billy the page in the Special. (Not only of what he may have done, but of what he may still do, Mr Moffat the sneaky!)

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.608 mistletoes I plan to hang in 221B Baker Street.

[Inge l-w]

98,607 times that still won't lead to TJLC on screen.

[Arcadia]

98606 times I plan to stand under the mistletoe when Sherlock walks by.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.605 times we just conveniently plan to wear the mistletoe when we are by Sherlock.

[Inge l-w]

98,604 times Sherlock wouldn't even notice either you or the mistletoe unless you were already fascinating lab specimens.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.603 times we'd try to figure out something to remedy that problem even if none was successful.

[Inge l-w]

98,602 times the playful villain would respond with "Well, good luck with that!"

[Arcadia]

98601 times Sherlock would notice the mistletoe, and then make some withering remark.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.600 times Sherlock would insult all Christmas tradition too and have different idea about what a good Christmas day is.

 

(What is TJLC? The Johnlock Club? If yes, not to worry. I propose to kick John and everyone out, except me, Arcadia, Camper and anyone here who wants to join to take the corners and prevent him from escaping. Bahahaha...I am terrified with own suggestion.)

[Inge l-w]

98,599 times I'm astounded VBS! TJLC is the Elephant in the Room: The JohnLock Conspiracy, ma petite Aurelie could explain much better than me, since I'm wholly against it.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.598 John's Christmas jumper.

 

(Not happening in my scenario. Told you I had kicked John out, hang all the mistletoes and trap Sherlock in.)

[Inge l-w]

98,597 times Sherlock didn't open Molly's present in preference to Irene's mysteriously appearing red package on the mantelpiece.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.596 times the fandom puts in a plethora of different items as suggestions for the gift Molly gave Sherlock.

[Inge l-w]

98,595 times Louise Brealy's explanation of what her present contained causes mirth!

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.594 times Sherlock would disagree about the mirth of said gift.

[Inge l-w]

98,593 times Sherlock would prefer being wrapped in a sheet with no underpants rather than wear a mankini, which is what Ms Brealy said her gift was!

[Ruthyone]

98,592 times Sherlock would wear only a sprig of mistletoe while playing his violin one-handed.........

[Inge l-w]

98,591 times pretty sure a violin cannot be played one-handed, unless it's simply strummed, like a mandolin.

[Arcadia]

I propose to kick John and everyone out, except me, Arcadia, Camper and anyone here who wants to join to take the corners and prevent him from escaping. Bahahaha...I am terrified with own suggestion.)

I'm terrified too, but I'm in. Just give me a minute to write my will first.

 

98,591 times pretty sure a violin cannot be played one-handed, unless it's simply strummed, like a mandolin.

98590 times I would happily listen to him play one-handed, simply strumming, like a mandolin. (I love strummed instruments. )

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.589 times there might not be time for the will to be written before we would have the chance to trap Sherlock in the room with the mistletoe.

[Inge l-w]

98,588 times Sherlock would find a way to elude your clutches, the bunch of you! ( In The Three Gables he tells Watson: She's only a woman, she's not Moriarty! Of course, the dear doctor responds with "the female of the species" argument.)