Countdown from 100,000

[Inge l-w]

98,465 times Sherlock represses the impulse to use said gun on his faithful blogger, instead!

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.464 Shag-a lot Holmes articles.

[Arcadia]

98463 times I've laughed out loud reading this thread.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.462 times Magnussen tried to convince John that he didn't really try to burn him.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.461 times John represses the urge to punch Magnussen about the bonfire incident.

[Arcadia]

98460 times I wish John had gone ahead and called the police at that point.

[Inge l-w]

98,459 times, it is a primary concern of forum members to keep its moderators in a good frame of mind!

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.458 times Sherlock puts doorbell in the fridge because it keeps ringing.

 

[Arcadia]

98457 times Mrs. Hudson has a desire to slap him up side the head.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.456 unusual things that Sherlock put in the fridge, because, where else he should put them?

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.455 times we zone out on this thread trying to figure out what witty thing we'll put here.

[Inge l-w]

98,454 times we expect Sherlock to hug Mrs Hudson, either on leaving or on returning from a case.

[Arcadia]

98543 times he puts Mrs. Hudson on semi-permanent mute.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.542 human errors.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.541 times in Sherlock's life someone thought Sherlock made a mistake, then realized that wasn't the case.

[Arcadia]

98540 idiots.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.539 times came to Mycroft's head the moment he started hearing someone mention a supposed Sherlock mistake. He then remind them to not be an idiot and correct their logic.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.538 brilliant impressions of an idiot.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

98.537 lashes on a corpse to see the effects of bruising after death.

[Arcadia]

98536 fake smiles.

[Inge l-w]

98,535 times Sherlock manipulates someone in his circle of friends/acquaintances to get the result he wants.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.534 fake tears.

[Inge l-w]

98,532 fake clues or red herrings as to the content of the next series.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.531 possibilities that a sprain is not supposed to be squishy.

[Inge l-w]

98,530 times I tried to pick up the thread of the Baby story and failed, with the images of the Abominable episode swirling in my mind's eye: lucky, lucky Sherlock, who can delete even the Solar system, although he seems to have retained enough astronomy to understand the obliquity of the ecliptic!

*banging my head against the wall in frustration*