Bendydoodle Cantaloupe

You can gain the ability to fully understand men by smelling the number 9. :P

You really can't just say that much and then leave us hanging, you know! Well, I did get groped for the first time today. Actual groping. From a girl. the paranoia in me says it's because i'm too attractive, but i didn't do anything, it just happened....

I can't rant much today, other than the fact that I am tired of the world and ready to kill a man.

John tackling Sherlock

Strangulation

Crabs

Pretty sure his 'reading' would say, "Insecure about weight and pointy nose". :lol:

I'm just always sleepy and wired all at once, which is weird, but kinda nice when you're BS'ing an entire essay the class period before it's due...

Oh, but it'd be horrible if they killed Mrs. Hudson, though, right? Then again, she looks about ready to drop any second now...

Weird thoughts

Y'know, it's all your guys' fault for making the little advert links on here migrane- and pain-related remedies! :P

school ID (n.) Roughly translated from the language of Absolute BS, "school ID" can be likened to the phrase "Mark of the Beast," as demonstrated by a Texas student here.

Fiddlesticks

It's her birthday today? Huh! Well, happy birthday, Fox!

Moriarty

A merry-go-round :p

Aw, thank you!

That awkward moment when you get extremely anxious about Googling something mildly ordinary...

AMERICA

You know your obsession is bad when you worry that you're one of those young Sherlock fanfic writers!

During that hiatus, I pictured Sherlock sort of keeping an eye on John in his spare time, making sure he was safe. That's not canon, of course, since Holmes (like Sherlock) was out of the country, but I liked the idea. Maybe Molly kept tabs and sent the info to Mycroft, who passed it along to Sherlock while he was undercover.

"For the sake of law and order I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationship, Molly."

I'm gonna make a fanvid for that song. If I can dig up enough clips from YouTube, that is...

You really think they'd make a good match, though? I think he'd rip her psyche to pieces, personally. Believe me, I've seen someone torn down by a guy like that, and it's ugly, ugly, ugly. The guy's not evil, it's just the way he is, and she can't handle him. He can even be lovable, sometimes. He'd be okay with someone who's ego is even more overweening than his, I think. (And no, slapping him is not the solution, as much as I itch to sometimes!) At any rate, Molly would have to get a lot tougher and grow an awfully thick shell to survive someone like Sherlock, imo. And Sherlock would have to learn to shut the f--- up. It can happen, I suppose. But then they wouldn't be the Molly and Sherlock we love anymore, would they? This blood on my teeth is far beyond dry, and I've captured you once, but it wasn't quite right, so I'm telling you that you'll be safe with me... ~The Young Heretics, "I Know I'm a Wolf"

That's a good point, I've always thought of "the last vow" having to do more with why he murdered Magnussen, but it applies equally well here. Like his emotions, his last vow both saved him and almost destroyed him. Neat. And now he can't be a sociopath. He can't even pretend to be a sociopath anymore. Sociopaths don't regret, but he does, he regrets. As for poor Molly who'll probably always pine for Sherlock, I don't think she expected him to ever get married anyhow. Marriage is just so... ordinary.