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Bendydoodle Cantaloupe

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  1. Sometimes I think about how in Sherlock's mind palace, Mary shoots him a second time, still wearing her dress with the veil still over her face. And then I think about how wedding veils are usually lifted when the bride gets to the altar, which means that this is Mary as she's walking up the aisle towards John. And that indicates that the moments that ticked away to John and Mary getting married was like getting shot in the chest to Sherlock and then I just
  2. Hey, there's no law against a oneshot having 32 chapters! They're just not supposed to have sequels. No, oneshots are supposed to be just one chapter! Even if it's a long 40k word oneshot! :P
  3. I cried during that one little bit in the Mind Palace scene where Sherlock opens up a door, and Redbeard comes rushing out, and Sherlock says, "They're putting me down too... it's no fun, is it, Redbeard?" :cry:
  4. Y'know what'd be pretty ironic? Since John and Mary have pretty common names (coincidentally the first names of two characters in Supernatural), they should give their kid a radically uncommon name. Like Sherlock.
  5. Or worse, when you see Basjhtgejthriug Chaetjhwghoiqef and you still know!
  6. When you go to write a quick oneshot and then 32 chapters later you just face-palm and mutter, "It was supposed to be a oneshot..."
  7. Is it me? :lol: Welcome to the forum, Sami!
  8. Actually, Martin Freeman is. :P Well, congratulations to them! Lucky buggers! :lol:
  9. Californication
  10. I saw it on the internet, so it must be true! As well as Mel's Hole in Washington and the Well to Hell and the Alexandra's Genesis mutation! :lol:
  11. When a ho at school be spraying 1286532958236958 gallons of perfume on themselves and you can taste it just by licking the air within a mile of them and you just kinda just like Sherlock.
  12. Might Molly fit in there somewhere? She said in "Last Vow" that Sherlock uses her home as one of his boltholes, and he doesn't just crash on the couch, he takes over her bedroom because "we agreed that he needed the space" -- yah, uh-huh. So if Sherlock told her that "men have needs," mightn't she agree to help him in that area as well? Before / after Tom, she might be feeling kinda needy herself, and therefore willing to ignore the little voice that says "You'll be sorry!" And who knows, maybe she isn't sorry. Maybe. Hey, I heard that guys have to have sex at least once a week to avoid erectile dysfunction. So... yeah.
  13. Baggywrinkle Schnoodlepoo! :P
  14. Oh he could actually order a full-sized anatomical body. And when she's older and slightly more coordinated with her hands, they'll play Operation! But where'd he put the body? Just leave it on the living room floor? The kitchen table's all filled up with his other science-y stuff!
  15. I wonder -- what if Sherlock takes all the stuffed animals and fills them with actual bones and bits of organs, so he can teach the Watson kid basic anatomy?
  16. Doggy-dog world
  17. John coming home from work to find Sherlock re-enacting a murder scene with the baby's rubber duck as the murderer and a teddy bear as the victim.
  18. ...when you go digging online to find out who is this Sebastian Moran and why is he shipped with Moriarty and you still haven't found any answers but you've found this fabulous gif at least.
  19. Another parallel -- Moriarty uses the jury people's pressure points to force them to plead "Not guilty." He calls 'em pressure points in TRF. So maybe he was influenced by Magnussen, or maybe Magnussen was influenced by him. Maybe Magnussen fancied himself the next Moriarty, since our Moriarty is "dead".
  20. Giraffe legs
  21. If you look closely, you can see Matt Smith smiling. ;)
  22. Might have a go at a "social media detox" day today, so I can go back to my crazed video gamer roots. :P
  23. Surprise me. ;) Doclock Wholmes? Here's a lovely photo of Mr Cumberbatch and Mr Tennant^ And then here's Matt Smith checking out the Cumberbooty.^
  24. Scandal in Belgravia, when Sherlock comes home after seeing Irene Adler dead on a slab -- "I hope you didn't mess up my sock index", meaning John was especially thorough in his one-man drugs bust.
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