Countdown from 100,000

[Inge l-w]

99, 317 times I wish there would not be a got/gotten divide in the English language.

[Bakerstreet Irregular]

99,316 times we pop our Ps and Ks just because Sherlock does it and it sounds really cool.

[Shadow Dweller]

99.315 different files exist in the infamous Appledore vault

[Arcadia]

99314 experiments in Sherlock's kitchen.

[Shadow Dweller]

99.313 burned kitchen countertops

[Inge l-w]

99,312 times Mrs Hudson has had to dispose of hazardous waste from the flat.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.311 times John leaves the flat to go out for air.

[Shadow Dweller]

Code 99.310 aka Sherlock Holmes summoned us by shooting gun to the air (Police)

[Arcadia]

99309 particles of dust in 221B.

[Inge l-w]

99,308 times Mrs Hudson was prevented from dusting because dust is eloquent.

[Van Buren Supernova]

99307 is the actual number of homeless people who were involved in Lazarus.

[Arcadia]

99306 theories cooked up by the Empty Hearse Club.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.305 additional theories thought up by Sherlockians

[Inge l-w]

99, 304 times this one would like to shake the creators until their back teeth rattled and yell at them to get a move-on!

[Van Buren Supernova]

99.303 times Sherlock says he likes his doctor clean shaven.

[Arcadia]

99302 times John insists he doesn't shave for Sherlock Holmes.

[Van Buren Supernova]

99.301 times John swears to God that he would keep Sherlock's secrets.

[Inge l-w]

99, 300 times Sherlock wishes he had handled the Moriarty affair differently.

[Arcadia]

99299 times Mike Stamford pats himself on the back for introducing John and Sherlock.

[Inge l-w]

99,298 times Dr Watson wishes he had not married Mary Morstan.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

99.297 times John goes into military mode because of something Sherlock said.

[Inge l-w]

99, 296 times Mycroft wishes he had left his laptop at home.

[CrownOfMoriarty]

99,295 times Moriarty's listened to Stayin Alive.

 

(Did I do this right?)

[SherlockedCAMPer]

(Yes you did)

 

99.294 times we question ourselves trying to avoid a mental recitation of a Sherlock insult.

[Inge l-w]

99, 293 times we wish we could forget the real world conventions and insult morons like Sherlock does.