Countdown from 100,000

[Inge l-w]

98,307 times Sherlock would have put someone's eye out trying to take photographs with a professional kit.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.306 times John asks for wifi setup on crime scene.

[Arcadia]

98305 times Sherlock insults a client.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.304 times I believe that key to successful insults is to make it so fast, so true, so unexpected that the 'victims' don't have enough time to react and proccess.

[Shadow Dweller]

98.303 times the insults are flying over the target's head (oh wait, that would be Mycroft's. Sherlock is more directly cutting because he doesn't deal with politicians who have ego the size of a continent).

[Arcadia]

98302 times Sherlock didn't even realize he was being insulting.

[Arcadia]

and 98301 times he only pretended to not know he was being insulting.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.300 times I'm not sure what average IQ level of the whole street that Sherlock expects.

[Arcadia]

IQ level 98.299, perhaps?

[Van Buren Supernova]

I buy that! :p

98.298 mince pies that Sherlock steals from Mrs. Hudson's fridge.

[Arcadia]

98297 times she told him to wipe his feet on the mat before he actually started doing it.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.286 times John and Sherlock scold Mycroft in unison.

[Inge l-w]

98,295 times DO NOT jump decans or hundreds or even decimals, please, pretty please?

[Arcadia]

9829.4 more times will we probably screw up the numbering before the year is out. :p

[Inge l-w]

Oh, nice, 98,293 times decimal points do not help, either!

[Arcadia]

98292 ways to mess with Inge's sanity. :p

[Inge l-w]

98,291 times it is annoying to drop the rules of the game overboard.

[Shadow Dweller]

98.290 gory crime scene photos

[Inge l-w]

98,289 times Mycroft will fiddle with the handle of his umbrella.

[Arcadia]

98288 times Molly stumbles over her words.

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.287 times John yells at someone for flirting with Sherlock.

[Inge l-w]

98,286 times this is NOT JohnLock territory!

[Arcadia]

98285 territories that ARE Johnlock! (Actually, that number may be rather low..... )

[Van Buren Supernova]

98.284 times yes this is not Johnlock territory. Hm.. so?

 

98.283 times John licks his lips when looking at Sherlock.

98.282 times John hyperventilates when he finds out Sherlock has girlfriend.

98.281 times John interrupts Sherlock and Irene's sexual tension.

98.280 times John's girlfriends say Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man.

98.279 times John's girlfriends ask him not to let them compete with Sherlock.

98.278 times John cancels his plans for Sherlock.

 

[Arcadia]

98277 long, lingering looks into each other's eyes.......