The Cute Animal Pics/Videos Thread

[Arcadia]

I'll take that bet. Ding, ding, ding! Ladies, next round! *grabs a bag of popcorn and gets cozy*

[besleybean]

I don't fight and I don't approve of gambling!

[SherlockedCAMPer]

How about winner of the bet gets to donate her money to the charity of her choice? And the fight would remain a verbal sparring match. Think of it as a proper debate among gentlemen only it will be ladies instead.

[Arcadia]

I don't fight and I don't approve of gambling!

Spoilsport. :P

[Arcadia]

How about winner of the bet gets to donate her money to the charity of her choice? And the fight would remain a verbal sparring match. Think of it as a proper debate among gentlemen only it will be ladies instead.

That is possibly the most sane, rational, reasonable, sensible, humane attempt at compromise I have heard in a decade.

 

Are you from this planet? :P

[SherlockedCAMPer]

 

How about winner of the bet gets to donate her money to the charity of her choice? And the fight would remain a verbal sparring match. Think of it as a proper debate among gentlemen only it will be ladies instead.

That is possibly the most sane, rational, reasonable, sensible, humane attempt at compromise I have heard in a decade.

 

Are you from this planet? :P

Maybe, possibly, not necessarily, sometimes no, depends on the day, probably not, especially based on how some people would respond to some of my perceived outdated views.

[Van Buren Supernova]

So I start my morning peacefully wanting to look at cute puppy....

 

Whattt???

Sigh...

Okay then, anything for the hiatus and keep the moderators happy.

 

*Straighten cloth, cracking knuckle.* Let's do this.

 

Thanks Carol.

Arcadia, you are next.

Come on, Bean. Let's get this over and done with.

Whatt.. you are not fighting?

Spoilsport! :p

So Arcadia, you are up next..!

 

How about winner of the bet gets to donate her money to the charity of her choice?

Whuattt?? How else should I pay my bills . quit my job? . buy Sherlock's stuff?.. fine. Fine! Doggy charity then.

 

And the fight would remain a verbal sparring match. Think of it as a proper debate among gentlemen only it will be ladies instead.

Whatttt?? Weren't recent debates traumatizing enough?

 

That is possibly the most sane, rational, reasonable, sensible, humane attempt at compromise I have heard in a decade.:P

And who says cat doesn't do sucking up?

[SherlockedCAMPer]

The most recent debates were far from gentlemenly. I had more gentlemen style debates in high school and we barely knew what we were doing.

 

And I know a cat that will gladly brown nose. He loves snuggling, cuddling and being petted almost every Tuesday and Thursday. He's got me wrapped around his rat like tail (accurate description as he's a sphinx cat).

[besleybean]

Oh cats are total mercenaries...they go anywhere and to anyone who will feed them.

[Arcadia]

Thanks Carol.

Arcadia, you are next.

Come on, Bean. Let's get this over and done with.

Whatt.. you are not fighting?

Spoilsport! :P

So Arcadia, you are up next..!

*chokes on popcorn* Wait! Whut?

 

 

That is possibly the most sane, rational, reasonable, sensible, humane attempt at compromise I have heard in a decade. :P

And who says cat doesn't do sucking up?

 

Okay, that does it. Prepare yourself, Van Buren. *picks up biggest bat*

 

The most recent debates were far from gentlemenly. I had more gentlemen style debates in high school and we barely knew what we were doing.

 

And I know a cat that will gladly brown nose. He loves snuggling, cuddling and being petted almost every Tuesday and Thursday. He's got me wrapped around his rat like tail (accurate description as he's a sphinx cat).

Such a nasty cat. No stamina. Wouldn't be my first choice.

[besleybean]

My cat was beautiful, but she was a little sod!

[Van Buren Supernova]

Oh cats are total mercenaries...they go anywhere and to anyone who will feed them.

Eh.. you are not helping your own case here. :D

 

And I know a cat that will gladly brown nose. He loves snuggling, cuddling ...

If I remember correctly, sphinx cat actually needs those (whether they want it's another case), something about their lack of protection to elements.

 

Okay, that does it. Prepare yourself, Van Buren. *picks up biggest bat*

Hey, I thought we are fighting barehanded. I left my brass knuckles at home.

Fine!

Let me check my stationery cupboard. Hmm.. what I have.. what I have..hmm..

 

Bazooka.. nope, too easy.. too easy..

Crossbow.. boring

Toilet plunger.. not classy..

 

Hey, hey, hey.. look what I've found..

A string of stinking shoes! Various style,.from Andrew Scott's to Victorian style..mahahha.. you are so dead!

 

Let me do some warming up.

 

[Arcadia]

Oh, the bat's "just in case". You know, just like John's gun.....

 

Okay, round 1: proof that cats adore their humans more than dogs do.

 

 

Cats will finish your crossword puzzles for you.

 

Dogs just eat the pencil.

[Van Buren Supernova]

Eh.. whatever happen to the shoe and barehand? I didn't bring them only for 'just in case' :p.

Fine!

I'll do it your way, so you don't have excuse that I have any advantage whatsoever.

 

Round 1

Btw, you forgot that the fight is not about whether cats or dogs adore their human more. :D (where is that come from? what is the matter with you this evening?:sherlock2:) XD

It's about honesty and sucking up.

So thank you for making my case. Heh heh

 

Cat is trying to suck up by doing your crossword. (And rob the Sunday fun btw. Tsk.. cats :p)

 

Dog is being honest. Dog is hungry. Dog eats pencil.

 

 

Round 2:

 

Cat like sucking up by rubbing random stranger's leg.

 

Dog is honest: Hey, pal. I had checked it twice and more. Your butt really stinks.

[Carol the Dabbler]

Oh cats are total mercenaries...they go anywhere and to anyone who will feed them.

When a human does that, it's called "knowing which side one's bread is buttered on," and is generally equated to intelligence (or at least common sense).

[besleybean]

Survival instinct, I would have thought.

[Arcadia]

Okay, Van Buren, that cat is not sucking up, it's trying to warn its beloved human that he's about to step in a cow patty. The dog is just being gross. Ie, a dog.
 
Round 3: (and I'll confess I've never been quite sure what the argument actually is about, but honesty vs. sucking up, sure, why not....)
 
Cats are honest.

 
Dogs are just trying to escape punishment.

[Caya]

Cats, of course, are honest and would never plot against their owners.

 

 

 

eta: and how could I forget their legendary grace?

 

[Van Buren Supernova]

reaction for all that had been posted

 

Sorry I have been away, so I am here to collect my winning prize.... eh! Still on??

 

Okay let me prolong my waking hour now so I am not tempted to come here at work tomorrow (fat chance/slim chance/curvybutilikeit chance)

 

Round 4:

Dishonest knock-upper

 

 

Honestly tired parent

 

 

 

Bonus point for honest dog

[Carol the Dabbler]

I can safely state that the cat is NOT the kitten's father.

 

 

Mother, quite possibly.

 

(Virtually all calicos are female, and the rare males are sterile.)

 

[Arcadia]

Hey, no fair, I'm being double-teamed now! Besleybean, get in here and help me out! You started this anyway... :P
 
I assume that last one of Caya's is the livestock that they refused to give a cash refund for. I admit, it does seem a bit defective.

 
Round five. What dogs really think of their humans ...


At least a cat will leave you with your dignity intact...

[Van Buren Supernova]

I can't see your images.

Funny.. your other posts are fine.

 

I think it's selective Imgur again or my eyes have been trying to deceive me. I've bullied them too much.

Okay, okay! I'll try again tomorrow. Gah, works, lot of works! If I can. Laterz.

 

P.S. Or it would be easier if you just concede. :p

[besleybean]

Cats are so superior, that's what I love about them!

[Arcadia]

They are superior, that's why they act superior. ;)

[Carol the Dabbler]

They're just facing facts?