What's Your Porn-Star Name?

[Carol the Dabbler]

I don't need to put this in the "Adult" section, do I? 

 

In another thread, Bendydoodle Canteloupe referred to Moon Moon, which I had never heard of (and if you haven't either, I refer you to this link which she provided).  Suffice it to say that there's a Werewolf Name Generator involved, which made me think of a Porn-Star Name Generator that I've seen ^*

 

1.  Your first name is the name of your first pet.

 

2.  Your last name is the street that you lived on as a kid.

 

Mine comes out to be Star Berwick, which really ain't half bad.  So what's yours?

 

 

^* There seem to be a number of different Porn-Star Name Generators out there on the internet.  Feel free to share your favorite!

 

[Schlauer Fuchs]

I'm Basti Kirchbach (which literally translates to Basti churchbrook)

[Bendydoodle Cantaloupe]

Minnie Jimmy Court. Decent, I guess.

[T.o.b.y]

No. No. no, no, no!

 

The problem is, my / our first pet was named "Pussy". Yup, she was. We were a very innocent family and we took that to mean "cute little cat", which she was (well, not so cute and certainly not so little after a while, but still, seemed a perfectly okay name for a cat. Back then. Out in the middle of nowhere, where we lived.)

 

So my name would begin with... that. Can't get much worse, can it?

[SherlockedCAMPer]

No. No. no, no, no!

 

The problem is, my / our first pet was named "Pussy". Yup, she was. We were a very innocent family and we took that to mean "cute little cat", which she was (well, not so cute and certainly not so little after a while, but still, seemed a perfectly okay name for a cat. Back then. Out in the middle of nowhere, where we lived.)

 

So my name would begin with... that. Can't get much worse, can it?

 

Not too much worse.  If the street you lived on was a person's name, that could make it worse.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

My brother's cat was Blackie and my pet mouse (yes that is correct) was Lalapalooza (after the Bridgeman's ice cream sunday, not the music festival). and my street was a number so I'd get either:

 

Blackie 178th Circle

 

or

 

Lalapalooza 178th Circle

 

Neither of which are very romantic sounding

[Carol the Dabbler]

Then how about Blackie Lalapalooza?

 

T.o.b.y -- but wouldn't that be a perfect name for a porn star?

 

Bendy -- I think we're supposed to omit the "Street" or "Avenue" or "Court" part -- though I will admit that just Minnie Jimmy sounds kind of incomplete.  Hmm, how about Minnie Jimmycourt?

 

This probably works best for people who grew up in old residential neighborhoods -- as opposed to downtown or the suburbs.  Can't quite imagine a porn star named Rover Main or Fluffy Green Clover.

 

[SherlockedCAMPer]

I lived in the animal named streets in the suburbs with numbered avenues not far from the elements on the periodic table.  If I had lived with my cousins I would have been Smurf Norway. (They lived in the tree named streets suburb)  I just remembered, I could technically count my grandparents' house as that is where I first lived.  I would have been Tina (their dog) Able (military alphabet a block away from the presidents) at that point which is a worse, but more fitting, name.

[Bendydoodle Cantaloupe]

Bendy -- I think we're supposed to omit the "Street" or "Avenue" or "Court" part -- though I will admit that just Minnie Jimmy sounds kind of incomplete.  Hmm, how about Minnie Jimmycourt?

 

Okay. Sounds fine to me.

[221bbakerstreet_]

Ashy Reservoir (not too bad lol)

[Sarina_Goldfish]

athos berkenring. No thank you! 

[Arcadia]

Cinders Telegraph. Sounds more like a phone company than a porn star!

[sittything]

Patches Northern checking in. Now back to my sherlolly smut...

[SherlockedCAMPer]

Patches Northern checking in. Now back to my sherlolly smut...

Reminds me of what a kid might name their Northern Pike fish if they had one as a "pet".

[Victor Zuanazzi]

Black Bela Vista...

 

Talk dirty to me babe!

[Bluebell]

:lol:...I would be Pünktchen Müllenhoff then...my very first pet, which was actually a rabbit, was called Pünktchen - it looked a bit like Helga but in small. My father gave it to me when I was very little and I had no idea about rabbits, unfortunately my mom did neither, so poor thing, I am very sorry. :(

Pünktchen means something like 'little dot', so maybe in english I would go either with 'Dotty', or maybe Bonnie which was the one hamster whose name I still remember when I was little...

[Caya]

Eulalia (well, it was a turtle :D) Antaeus ... that sounds more like some crazed sculptor or something.

[Amber§]

I've never had a pet! That's a problem

[Carol the Dabbler]

I've never had a pet! That's a problem

 

Too bad -- you'll never be a porn star, then!

[Bluebell]

I've never had a pet! That's a problem

 

What holds you from having one? It's never too late. :D

[Arcadia]

 

I've never had a pet! That's a problem

 

Too bad -- you'll never be a porn star, then!

 

 

Hey, she could be one of those one-named stars. Like Rihanna, Bono, Adele ... All...... (Not that any of those are porn stars, of course!)

 

[Amber§]

 

Too bad -- you'll never be a porn star, then!

 

 

What a pity!!

 

 

What holds you from having one? It's never too late. :D

 

 

Oh I'm sure that, when I'll finally end university and I'll go living in an apartment all for me, I'll have a cat. Or maybe two cats. And a dog. And an hamster. And a rabbit. And a snake, a huuuuge snake.

 

Ok, I think I'm a bit exagerating. But I feel as I have to recover lost chances. Ok,no.

[Arcadia]

Maybe not the huge snake and the hamster at the same time.... :d