Mycroft Holmes

[Pseudonym]

Mycroft thinks Sherlock is a virgin because every time anyone shows interest in his baby brother Mycroft abducts them. 

[Van Buren Supernova]

Unless when it happens in the morgue while his brother is busy beating up corpse.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

Unless when it happens in the morgue while his brother is busy beating up corpse.

 

Maybe she had already been kid napped by that point.

[Pseudonym]

Mycroft could have got her in the back of the car, given her a once over, and decided Sherlock wouldn't be likely to be interested so she wasn't a threat. 

But when army boy walks into the lab he's like FFS, another one to scare off.

[Van Buren Supernova]

And now I'm wondering how much time had Mycroft spent on waiting for the people he abducted for having interest with his baby bother and if he had ever improvised on another pose. :p Cleopatra's pose comes to mind and I'd pay to see John's reaction.

 

[Pseudonym]

Cleopatra's pose?

 

The ones he can't dissuade end up in Sherrinford. That's who it's really full of. 

[Arcadia]

Cleopatra's pose?

I don't know either. Maybe she means this one?

[Pseudonym]

Ha! If Mycroft was posed like that in the warehouse it would be brilliant. With an umbrella hooked over one wrist of course. Very sexy. John wouldn't have known what had hit him. 

[Arcadia]

He might have thought Mycroft seemed very scary after all. :p

[Pseudonym]

Or he might have been overcome with lust. Especially if Mycroft was wearing the outfit too. :P

[Arcadia]

Something tells me "no."
 
However, if the Cleopatra pose turns out to be this, maybe .... yah, definitely, John would've been a goner.

[Pseudonym]

Oh definitely. Perhaps when Mycroft saw John running from Sherlock's 'I love a man in uniform' line, he would have decided to kidnap him to show Sherlock that he was better than him once again by staging his own seduction scene. Cue this, with Anthea and his driver as his backing girls. 

[Van Buren Supernova]

Come on guys, I thought Cleopatra's pose has international reputation. :P

 

Like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's alright too if you relate it to modern day of Cleopatra's pose in yoga:

You can perfectly fit the umbrella handle in the hand.

 

As I said, I'd paid to see John's expression. XD

Well, as long as we are talking about Mycroft, this is not a hijack rite?!

[SherlockedCAMPer]

The top pose was what I was thinking of as well VBS

[Pseudonym]

I was thinking about this. 

 

[J.P.]

Hell, what you've been smoking guys?

 

It's clear that Myc is a great admirer of John Steed. I bet he has all the episodes in his film archive. And knows the dialogues by heart. They just couldn't show an episode of the Avengers without additional costs. :P

[SherlockedCAMPer]

Pseud that reminds me of The Bangles "Walk Like an Egyptian" which, imo, would probably not be Mycroft's style unlike the slightly reclined to the side pic VBS posted.

[Pseudonym]

Well, no, if we're being serious about it I can't see Mycroft doing any Egyptian moves.

[Van Buren Supernova]

Well, no, if we're being serious about it I can't see Mycroft doing any Egyptian moves.

Not so fast.

You see, that is why it's so brilliant. He was using Refuge In Audacity method.

 

This is a term of doing something in very audacious way that no one can believe you did it, therefore you are able to get away with it.

 

If poor old John, at that moment unawared of Mycroft's connection to the government, tried to report the incident to authority:

 

J: I am reporting a threat

A: Go on

J: I was threatened by someone who kidnapped me and brought me to this empty building, and he was waiting with Cleopatra's pose and umbrella on his..

A: Cleopatra's pose.

J: Cleopatra's pose. He-

A: Show this nut the door.

[Pseudonym]

You're forgetting something. 

 

J: I am reporting a threat

Desk Cop: Go on

J: I was threatened by someone who kidnapped me and brought me to this empty building, and he was waiting with Cleopatra's pose and umbrella on his..

DC: Cleopatra's pose.

J: Cleopatra's pose. He-

*Chief Superintendent sprints in from a back door.*

CS: An umbrella?

DC: ... An umbrella? *goes ashen* Oh... oh God...

CS: Out! Get out!

 

 

[Arcadia]

If only The Moftisses knew what they have done to us......

[J.P.]

Maybe they know - that's why they abandoned the series in panic. :P

[Van Buren Supernova]

Maybe they know - that's why they abandoned the series in panic. :P

And they think that would 'cure' or stop us?

Ohmy, sweet summer child.

For creator of Sherlock, they don't really see what is coming, do they?! :p

(Mumbling to self while sorting my tin-foil hat in alphabetical order. Yes. Yes. They have names.)

[J.P.]

I don't think they are delusional to think anything would cure us now, but they don't want to make it worse. Plus they don't like tin-foil hats thrown at them.

[Arcadia]

I don't think they care about curing us, they just want to get as far away as they can before they get blamed for our condition.....