Shoot the Wall (A.K.A. The Rant Thread)

[Bakerstreet Irregular]

Are you a Scorpio, by any chance?

[Arcadia]

Nope, not even close!

[Shadow Dweller]

People who try to throw me off tract and doing a bad job of it really irritate me. I read pattern, people. If you want to misdirect, be competent about it because when I found out about it then it will decide your value in my eyes, and I don't forget.

 

There, end of rant. Back to wishing that it is possible to bottle the clear and crisp mountain air.

[Arcadia]

Oh, yes, I love mountain air. Send me some, please!

[Shadow Dweller]

The waiting line is very long for that particular product :p

[Arcadia]

[HeroinOrHeroine]

I got a photo radar ticket in the mail today, from the last time I was in a city 300kms away. I must have missed a speed change sign, since I was clocked at 20km over the limit. Oops! I wonder how many potholes my $150 will fill?

[Arcadia]

Depends. Is inflation as bad there as it is here? In that case, maybe 1/4 of a pothole.....

[HeroinOrHeroine]

We're in a huge economic crash right now, because our provincial government sucks. But that's a whole different rant.

[Bendydoodle Cantaloupe]

Are you a Scorpio, by any chance?

Nope, not even close!

 

Well, I'm a Capricorn, in case you guys're wondering. Like Sherlock.

 

(Funny thing is, my best friend is a Cancer, like John! And some people think we're lesbians. :lol:)

[T.o.b.y]

I am a slob. I woke up this morning to find cream cheese in my bed. Cream cheese! Ewwwww, it was so disgusting, I still shudder to think about it, and I was in a hurry to get to work so I didn't have time to do much about it until I got home tonight. That cream cheese haunted me all day... I mean, crumbs in my bed, fine. That is normal. Coffee stains - okay, not nice but a reasonable price to pay for a comfy breakfast. But cream cheese? I'm just so glad it wasn't moldy.

 

I think cream cheese in your bed is much worse than body parts in your fridge.

[Carol the Dabbler]

However, I'd prefer cream cheese in my bed over body parts in my bed.

 

[Shadow Dweller]

How about ants? :D

[Bakerstreet Irregular]

Or spiders? 

[Bendydoodle Cantaloupe]

Or centipedes?

[SherlockedCAMPer]

Definitely cream cheese to spiders & centipedes. As for ants it depends on the kind. The occasional sugar any maybe, fire ants & crazy hairy ants no.

[sittything]

Now I'm hungry...

 

[Arcadia]

Department of Motor Vehicles.
 
EEAARRGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :facepalm: 

[sittything]

Arcadia, is this you right now?

 

[Arcadia]

AGH!!!! Only if you make me go there at gunpoint!!!!!! No, I'm trying to use their so-called "online portal". That way when I start screaming at least they can't hear me.    :comp2:

 

 

And guess what? The court system is turning out to be just as diabolical as DMV .....

 

Forgot to renew my license plate....

[SherlockedCAMPer]

Thanks for reminding me that I need to take care of my license this week.

[Arcadia]

Thank goodness, at least something good will come out of this mess. It will not, however, be my sanity.

[SherlockedCAMPer]

Thank goodness, at least something good will come out of this mess. It will not, however, be my sanity.

Who wants sanity? It's highly over rated just ask Moriarty. :P

[J.P.]

Sanity is boring. 

 

Yet another T-shirt...

[Arcadia]

Suddenly I understand how Moriarty became the way he is ..... er, was. Er, is and/or was.