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*points* CUP-FACE! CUP-FACE!

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'Tis. 

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I don't know, if he'd try to hug him then he might have got a broken nose for his troubles. I think a distraught John is to be handled with care and distance. :D

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Indeed, Dr Watson has his own anger management issues which he really needs to get a handle on!

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On 9/26/2018 at 8:06 PM, Van Buren Supernova said:

Hey, you don't need to be a Sherlock Holmes to know that disclaimer should follow immediately after every or collective statement. So unless you make all those disclaimer as your signature, whatever you say will still be accountable and all your remarks should contain factual information. Failure to do so will result in assortment of shoes and puns.

In any case that your statement is deemed questionable, please keep in mind that it is shoe-able!!   :P

 

 

On 9/27/2018 at 6:26 AM, Arcadia said:

Since I'm too lazy to change my signature, I guess I'll just have to fortify my laptop against a barrage of shoe puns. I'm sure there's an app for that. :tongue: 

What type of shoe are we talking about. Trainers, high heels, boots, spiked, leather, open-toed, close-toed, something else?

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Oh no no no, I'm not letting you lead me down that garden path!!!! Dza6Fe3.gif

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I don't know what's up with my brother's cat today, she's been following me around crying since I got to work.  

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Hungry?  Thirsty?  Attention-starved?

 

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Not hungry, not thirsty, even turned her nose up at treats. Doesn't want to be stroked. Her 'parents' are away so I think she's lonesome from not seeing anyone in the evenings. Put a cushion next to my desk chair, she seems happy enough there. 

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I deduce that you have a dead mice sticking at your backside, probably flat-lined when you accidentally sat on it.

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Makes me feel better, it's always alarming when you look down at your legs and wonder wtf happened to them. 

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Yeah, it is, but we're just trying to be supportive. :P 

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The accent makes it even better :D

 

 

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Lol, I was tempted to try to find a version not posted by the Mail but then I realised I couldn't be bothered. :D

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50 minutes ago, Pseudonym said:

Lol, I was tempted to try to find a version not posted by the Mail but then I realised I couldn't be bothered. :D

Bovvered. Bovvered is the correct spelling and pronunciation for your typical Mail reader. 

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*shudder*

Very true, but as I am certainly NOT a Mail reader I'll stick with the correct spelling. 

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I love Corvids.  :happy: 

Forgive me, but what is wrong with the Mail?  I don’t go anywhere specific for online news, so I’m ignorant.

 

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