The Political Thread

[J.P.]

I like the way the comments are copying DT way of talking.

 

I think we need extra padded walls in this thread, all that head banging becomes hazardous. :P

[Pseudonym]

Or we could just wear foam helmets. 

[J.P.]

[Pseudonym]

See? You're already prepared :D

[Fantasy Lover]

Europe fights back. :d

 

http://www.pioneernews.in/2017/02/06/europe-is-completely-destroying-donald-trump-with-these-hilarious-welcome-to-our-country-videos/

I just noticed it doesn't have Germany, here is it:

[Pseudonym]

Oh, I love it! Germany is definitely up there with the best ones :D I like the weird stilted Trump pronunciation of Angela Merkel. 

 

I really want him to grab someone by the pussy and get a black eye as a result. 

[Arcadia]

 

Europe fights back. :D

 

http://www.pioneernews.in/2017/02/06/europe-is-completely-destroying-donald-trump-with-these-hilarious-welcome-to-our-country-videos/

So is America! :D

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/05/us-appeals-court-denies-request-to-restore-trumps-immigration-ban.html

 

 

Yes we is! Er, are!  :D Bwahahahah.....  http://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/05/new-york-times-digital-early-signs-suggest-trumps-actions-are-taking-a-toll-on-the-trump-brand.html

 

 

Europe fights back. :D

 

http://www.pioneernews.in/2017/02/06/europe-is-completely-destroying-donald-trump-with-these-hilarious-welcome-to-our-country-videos/

I just noticed it doesn't have Germany, here is it: https://youtu.be/WcH9eWBs9fw

 

OMG, there's links to like a ton of others there. Kazakhstan's is hysterical: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeQeqG-D3BM

[Pseudonym]

Aw I wish it had a Trumpesque voiceover. 

[Arcadia]

Mars fights back!

 

And Switzerland.

"We don't even want your money, we already have it."

[Van Buren Supernova]

at those videos!

 

Maybe Trump divides America, but for all we know, he probably has potential to unite the rest of the world.

[Arcadia]

You know, if that happened, it would be worth it. Then you guys can come and rescue us. Those of us who haven't moved to Canada.

[Van Buren Supernova]

Okay.

 

But I need to ask you a couple of questions.

 

How to get you? Tranquilizer or coffee with suspicious sugars?

Are you useful in anyway, like for.. research purposes?

Can you stand violin played by someone who doesn't know how to play?

Are you ready at all times to supply cake, because I need to be sure what is the point of you.

Are you up to neverending puzzles and nerdy questions?

And, are you,

A hugger?

 

 

 

[Pseudonym]

Eurgh, why oh why did I decide watching political documentaries was a good idea today? Lies upon lies. 

[Arcadia]

Okay.

 

But I need to ask you a couple of questions.

 

How to get you? Tranquilizer or coffee with suspicious sugars?

Are you useful in anyway, like for.. research purposes?

Can you stand violin played by someone who doesn't know how to play?

Are you ready at all times to supply cake, because I need to be sure what is the point of you.

Are you up to neverending puzzles and nerdy questions?

And, are you,

A hugger?

 

 

 

 

Tea.

No.

Only if it's myself.

I am ready at all times to eat cake. If I have to make it myself, so be it.

I'm here on this forum, aren't I?

Depends on if we're talking about people or cats.

[Van Buren Supernova]

Hmmmmm..

 

Your post is important to us. Please hold, and we'll get back to you shortly.

[Surelock]

So Pence just broke the 50-50 tie and confirmed Betsy DeVos as the new education secretary for the US.

 

Bye bye US.

 

Without any good education, there's little chance of the masses not falling for Trump's lies about Fake News.

[Pseudonym]

What the heeellllllll, I saw the footage of her being questioned by senators and she comes across as a total idiot. 

[Surelock]

What the heeellllllll, I saw the footage of her being questioned by senators and she comes across as a total idiot. 

 

It's all part of President Bannon's plan. He said so himself on twitter:

 

 

 

 

President Bannon is so kind. He always tells us how he's planning on helping all of us on twitter:

 

[Van Buren Supernova]

You know what is dumber?

 

This:

The village aiming to create a white utopia

 

It doesn't even deserve to be in open:

 

 

 

 

Seriously, did human peak sometimes that I'm not aware of and now we are paddling backwards?

 

Now some think this kind of stuff is okay. This must be a hell boring backward and pretentious village to live in.

 

Morons.

 

I should probably start to hang sign outside my house "no visigoths or spiders"

[Arcadia]

Oh gawd.

 

I just finished watching a show about white supremacists in America. Disgusting, ignorant, pompous liars. Urgh.

[J.P.]

 

What the heeellllllll, I saw the footage of her being questioned by senators and she comes across as a total idiot. 

 

It's all part of President Bannon's plan. He said so himself on twitter:

 

 

 

 

President Bannon is so kind. He always tells us how he's planning on helping all of us on twitter:

 

 

 

Sorry it's fake. Just read carefully what's in the profile. And there is no such account on Twitter right now. Do your research, please! ;)

 

[Surelock]

 

 

What the heeellllllll, I saw the footage of her being questioned by senators and she comes across as a total idiot. 

 

It's all part of President Bannon's plan. He said so himself on twitter:

 

 

 

 

President Bannon is so kind. He always tells us how he's planning on helping all of us on twitter:

 

 

 

Sorry it's fake. Just read carefully what's in the profile. And there is no such account on Twitter right now. Do your research, please! ;)

 

 

 

 

Lol one of Merkel's muppets is trying to get me to betray our lord and savior, President Bannon.  B)

 

Don't worry; Merkel will be done in the upcoming September 2017 election. ;)

 

Then you'll have Fuhrer Frauke Petry and her AfD party running the Reich.  

 

You may as well start organising the protest signs - well actually I'm not sure if that's a good idea. I heard your will-be Fuhrer Frauke Petry doesn't believe in the concept of peaceful protests.  If a protest happens to be peaceful, she'll tell the Reich's guards to make the protests 'unpeaceful'.  

[Surelock]

President Bannon just tweeted out some of his wisdom again:

 

 

Can we have a wiser president?

 

 

Also Putin has been pretty happy with the new US government on twitter. Just look at his tweets.

 

When the House decided to repeal the law that kept guns out of the hands of the mentally ill, Putin tweeted:

 

 

 

When Putin heard of Trump firing the Attorney General who refused to instate his Muslim ban, he tweeted:

 

 

 

Putin is such a nice guy that he even released the transcript of his phone call with Trump:

 

[Doe]

What is he thinking about same countries but nonmuslims?

[T.o.b.y]

Sorry it's fake.

 

You don't say! :lol: Still don't know if I find it funny, though - it could be too close to home to qualify.