The Political Thread

[Pseudonym]

True. And apparently he owns a great swathe of Scotland 

[Surelock]

So today marks the one month anniversary of the Trump Presidency.

 

I decided to celebrate by posting Trump's most presidented tweet here. It was a tough choice. Trump sent out a lot of presidented tweets ever since winning the election. However I think his best one would have to be this:

 

 

 

 

Yeah Trump I'm sure you're doing all you can to ensure that the country is not 'divided, angry and untrusting.' 

[Van Buren Supernova]

Of the things he said and the reality of him, what surprises me is the fact that it's only been a month.

[Arcadia]

"Only" a month. The longest month of my life ....

[Fantasy Lover]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/dominicholden/trump-reversed-guidelines-protecting-transgender-students?utm_term=.cxZN4NAGq7#.ym4W2WvePr awesome. Just awesome :(

[Surelock]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/dominicholden/trump-reversed-guidelines-protecting-transgender-students?utm_term=.cxZN4NAGq7#.ym4W2WvePr awesome. Just awesome :(

 

[Surelock]

So in South Carolina, some guys were waving the Confederate flag around and an African American decided to 'protest':

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNGnW9Js5h0

 

Why did the police have to arrest the African American protester? Honestly he deserves a medal for his efforts.  :D

[Arcadia]

Because he crossed the line from protesting, to trying to deny the other's right to express themselves?

 

[Fantasy Lover]

Maybe it's same reason they shot a lot of African American citizens, they're racist.

[Surelock]

So during Trump's speech at CPAC he said:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqHEhRbLQzQ#t=2m20s

 

'And no matter our colour or blood, the colour of the blood we bleed, it's the same red blood of great, great patriots.'

 

So wait does this mean there are people that don't have blood which is the colour red? So there are people with green blood and blue blood? 

 

I wish I had blue blood. Blue is my favourite colour. Why did I have to be born with red blood? I don't like red.  :(

 

 

EDIT: Actually I think about it, I think Trump was referring to Monster Blood which can be green and blue. I mean some people in the US have already written on Monster Blood:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess it makes sense for Trump to refer to Monster Blood. I mean there are a lot of monsters in the US. I guess these monsters are also 'great, great patriots' in Trump's eyes.

 

[Pseudonym]

Royalty are frequently referred to as blue bloods. But yea, he's just being an idiot again.

[Van Buren Supernova]

I like dark olive green, but if I had that for blood color, people would just think that I am a filthy moldy swamp when I'm dying instead of helping me.

 

Tell me, this world of monster blood, are there.. eh.. any.. bad hombres?

[Pseudonym]

So you're lying on the pavement, bleeding to death, and people are like 'ewww, swamp beast, don't go near it.' :D

[Fantasy Lover]

Maybe Trump was referring to Vulcans since they have green blood.

[Surelock]

Maybe Trump was referring to Vulcans since they have green blood.

 

Impossible.

 

All the Vulcans would have left the US the moment Trump got elected. They probably all went to Canada. 

[Arcadia]

That would be the logical thing to do.

[Fantasy Lover]

http://thehill.com/homenews/news/321202-trump-i-wont-attend-white-house-correspondents-dinner I'm not surprised

[Arcadia]

Nor I. It's for the best, probably.

[Surelock]

 

Poor Trump. I guess he was too shy to ask for a translation ear piece.

[Surelock]

So Trump used to criticise Obama for his golfing trips but so far Trump has gone golfing 6 times in Florida within his first month in office.

 

People were confused about this so they decided to ask President Bannon about it. This is what President Bannon had to say:

 

 

 

 

It's great to know that we have a president that's working hard to destroy the world for us all.

[Fantasy Lover]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-blames-obama-political-protests_us_58b4ed9ee4b0780bac2cb726? Sure, Jan.

[Arcadia]

I'm one of Obama's people, I haven't heard a peep from him or his organization since he left office. I wish I would!

[Surelock]

I'm one of Obama's people, I haven't heard a peep from him or his organization since he left office. I wish I would!

 

Well Trump has been talking about Obama a lot on twitter lately:

 

 

 

 

Why would Obama need to wiretap Trump? I mean If Obama wanted to find out anything about Trump all he had to do was look up Trump's tweets. 

[Surelock]

So somebody on twitter took a screenshot of their phones' news and twitter notifications:

 

 

 

 

Trump has a great plan to stop North Korea's missile program. Get Arnold Schwazenegger to go in and sabotage it.   Schwarzenegger is a Terminator so no amount of North Korean missiles can stop him. 

[Van Buren Supernova]

He knows his priority all right.

 

And then.. there is a new ban.